Why, dear reader, would a person order a cappuccino in a paper cup with a lid when they plan to drink it in the cafe? Why, when I offer to make it in a beautiful porcelain mug would they say, "oh no, I prefer paper"?
It happened yesterday...twice. The first time, I almost said, "oh, so you have no sense of taste?" The second time, I just filled the order in shocked (and somewhat insulted) silence.

Tell me, does drinking through a tiny hole in a plastic lid enhance the experience?

Next time this happens, they might just get decaf...