Just for the Record...

Just for the record, wadding up your napkin, straws, and celophane into a tiny ball and shoving it into your used coffee cup is, surpisingly, not helpful. In fact, if you were trying to make my life harder when I'm washing your dishes, you could do nothing better. I just love prying your used crap out of the bottom of the cup, covered in the remnants of your drink as I ponder the chances that you carry some communicable disease.