Oh You Fools
Why do you bother to ask me what you should order if you plan to ignore my answer?
Customer: "Hi, I'm not sure what I'd like--what do you suggest?"
Me: "How about a short cappuccino?"
Customer: "I'll have a grande mocha with extra caramel topping."
Yeah, that's similar to what I suggested.
Customer: "What type of coffee do you recomend?"
Me: "Well, currently I really like our light roasted Guatemala Huehuetenango."
Customer: "Ok, I'll take your Harvest Blend [our darkest roast]."
Do you ask your questions just to hear your own voice? You're going to get a portafilter spanking if you keep it up...
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All about pent-up barista rage and a life dedicated to the pursuit of magnificent coffee. Some of you have complained that you feel insulted when reading this blog. That's ridiculous. Most likely you feel that way because you are over-sensitive and very, very stupid.
4 comments:
Ya know, it's really difficult not to make a flippant remark in response to that portafilter spanking reference. There are SOOOO many things I am tempted to say. But I will behave.
next time you should reply, "do you trust me?"
yea, it is a trick bag.
Bella-
Thanks for behaving.
In your case, I would probably go with the steamwand-burn method of punishment, rather than the spanking.
You've got to pick a punishment that fits the crime AND the offender...
Or, you could go Barista on them and just make what you recommedned in the first place and then dead pan them if they actually catch on.Either way make sure I am there and teh boos is not when you pull it off.
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